Wednesday, February 28, 2007

AZZURO CAMBIANO....IO SONO ITALIANO!!!


H RWMH TWRA ERXETAI, AKOMA PIO KONTA, KI’ O SOT SAN XAMAILEONTAS, RAPAREI ITALIKA!

TO STYL MOU EINAI APSOGO, DEN EINAI KAI TYXAIO, KAI OLOI TO THAVMAZOUNE, SAN TIS ALFA ROMEO!

STHN MARY J, THA’MAI SKLHROS, DEN LEW EGW TI AMO, KAI PERPATAW ME ANESH, TA SHINNY FERRAGAMO!

SPORTIF EINAI TO YFOS MOU, DIABLO LAMBORGINI, KAI AGALMA MOU STHNOUNE, STHN VIA BARBERINI!

GIA TA PRADAKIA POU FORW, THA PSAKSW KI’ALLO TAIRI, KAI BODYGUARD THA EXW EGW, SKLHRO KARAMBINIERH!

FORZARW TWRA GRHGORA, ME RIMES POU’NAI TRENDY, KAI THA PETAW TA EURO, ME XARH MES THN TREVI!

M’AERA ITALIANIKO, THA PINW CAPPUCINO, KAI OLOI ME YPODEXONTAI, SAN KING STO FUMINCINO!

STH PIAZA DI SPANIA, TA SKALIA THA TREKSW MEXRI KATW, KAI ‘SEIS PSAKSTE NA VREITE SEAT, STO DHTHEN TO DA CAPO!

SAN TO THEO THA M’EXOUNE, EMENA MES TO PANTHEON, KAI GIA NA M’ANTIGRAPSETE, EINAI SAS LEW MATAION!

RECRU THA TRWS TA NYXIA SOU, SAN FRESKO KALAMPOKI, KI’ O SOT ME MOSTRA THA PERNA TON DROMO THS CONDOTI!

O SOT FRAPPAREI OLOUS SAS, KI’AYTO EINAI MOIRAIO, KI’EGW THA GINW KAISARAS, MESA STO KOLOSAIO!

SAN NEOS MICHELANGELO THA MPW MES THN SIXTINA, KAI’SY ADMIN NA PAS GIA SKI, STHN ASHMH BYTINA!

Paradido ...kai idiaitera!!!!

Den vrethike pou les Recru akoma oute enas
to kama sutra na mou pei pos ginetai emena..

One of them eisai ki esu, poulas kai tsampa mostra
roufa kalitera ena augo i protimas komposta??

Stamata pia na prokaleis den to katalavaineis?
pos einai pleon fanero, emena mono theleis!!!

O J-Sot esopase.. ti allo pia na pei?
ki akoma psaxnei sto Attika boxer-pringle na vrei..

Polu varvatila epese sto HR tis Adecco
ma esu douleueis 10oro eno ego tin paizo

Oti kai na zitisoune akoma ki apekriseis
eukola tous to dineis, den kaneis diakriseis!!

Bale timokatalogo na bgaleis kana frago..
gia na mi xaramizesai allo me kathe mpazo!

Nusteuete oloi mazi, den exete ti na peite
fate tora tis rimes mou ki ante na gamitheite...

Jero ekneuristikate me ti megali alithia
ma etsi einai i zoi.. thelei polla RX%!!!

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

LA VOGLIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

H Mary J skorpise ton fovo kai ton tromo
kai afise ton crap-per ton recru na klaiei mes sto dromo
Thn rhma tou de diavase prin na thn kanei post
nohma den evgale, mallon einai lost

Sth Romi xlwmo na erxetai na vlepei to Duomo
Kairos Recru mou na skefteis pws eisai standard "homo"
Habemus na peis se ena Papa k autos na se ksorkisei
giati to petraxeili sou kaneis de tha filisei

Oi rimes mou poly brosta, san show Balenciaga
kai to steno vrakaki sas, mou moiazei twra tanga
Oi rimes sou einai koutses san ton John ton Lock
tis evgales se prosfora kai emeine k stock

Stin Romi san tha ftasoume tha kseskistw sta pswnia
mi chiamo Mary J e io parlo Italika edw kai 2 xronia
Sth Via Condoti tha xathw mazi me 8 sakoules
k oi romvoi sto vraki tou J Swt tha moiazoun me kardoules

Sti Fontana di Trevi tha koitw ta lefta tu Admin louomena
Giati einai o monos tropos na vgalei kamia gomena

XXX NO MERCY FOR THE WEAK

Recr-olikh Epanafora

oloi me katatrexete pws grafw olo ta idia
ki oi rimes mou den kovoune san koftera lepidia,

o recru omws, to kserete, den mashse pote tou
araxtos sas grafei rimes, kai pinei ton f-rap-pe tou

re Mary j, xese mas kai sy kai h Luella
ela kai glypse tou recru, to stick san karamela

Baby zoumerh, esena se afhnvw gia to telos
na dw pote 8a sou karfwthei tou hot recru to velos

se neo amore epeses, amesws me ta moutra
ela kai ligo se Recru, na sou deiksei kama sutra

piase mou tis prokes mou, lege me kai fakiri
pes me kai sado-mazo, 8a sou kanw to xatiri

o moses pisteuei einai anetos re rimes kai se rap
kai ka8e vrady "ton varaei" me ton Diddy ton Arap

s'aresoun ta arapika? ela kai katse panw
8es pantomima jay-z, egw 8a sou ton kanw

oi rimes mou sas lew, einai gemates narkes
egw exw to palamari, pou rymoulkei kai varkes

thn gravata tou recru, na thn lete petraxeili
skypste kai 8a perasete ths kolashs thn Pylh

eimai arxiepiskopos se varvato HR
trexw kai den me ftanete, les ki'eimai SLR

o dromos sas stwmenos me xilia-dyo agga8ia
kai airball ekane o Air Mix, sthn "J" den vazei pia "kala8ia"

egw eimai aytos pou dinei pnoh sto frappers
kai seis tis rimes sas tis exete, kleismenes mes ta tappers

ypnosteddon 8a katapio, se ypno na thn pesw
kai ayto pou 8a sas pw, mhn fygei paraeksw

o sot mazi me moses "xtypane th sardela"
vgainoun parea sth syggrou, kanoun kai pasarela

oi travesti tous exoune, 8eous panw se 8rono
kai mou to zhthsoune, kai gw tous to "vidono"

Friday, February 23, 2007

ponaei panta i proti fora...

as poume pos jekinisa ki ego na grafo rimes
kai an den exo empneusi tha pairno vitamines

monaxa o recru krata to site alive
alla epanalamvanetai ki as min einai protaris

ta pringle ta jeftilise den exei ti na pei
xreiazetai ananeosi, sas leo, pi kai fi

to jero pos trelenesai kai einai logiko
san skeftesai psalidia ki anomalo porno

ti skoufia sou tha petages only for a glance
me emena kai Mary J pano s´ena kagiak

ma tora katse fronima kai kane kruo douche
nomizo to xreiazesai gia na eisai kai pio cool


...
afou katafera ki ego na grapso mia thin rima..
tha prokaleso ton admin na papsei na ´nai thima!!