Mageiriko!!

Axnizoune oi rimes mou, kai h geysh tous pikrizei
san ta krommydia tsouxteres, o J sot dakryzei

Pilafi me laxanika, ola panw ston "atmo"
eykola "xwneuontai", cause exoune rythmo

ta flows mou api8ana, glykά einai san nektar
trapezi kanw aneta ston Hannibal ton Lectar

sou ftiaxnw food Araviko, kai kaneis Amanedes
soutzouk loukoum kai sis kebab, me patatokeftedes

piase mia thesh ki arakse, sthn kouzina egw didaskw
mostrarw gia thn plaka mou garides me tampasko

ma o Sot einai o expert sta "loukanika" ta "strong"
ta trws mono me warning: "be careful, extra long"

ma egw me thn koutala, mporw ki "anakateyw"
trww polla "orectika" meta den to "mazeyw"

o poor Admin nhsteyei, exei na "faei" xronia
oneiro menei o "astakos" me sticky makaronia

ta spicy pikantika, egw den ta xwneyw
kai otan phdaw ton Admin pote den "mageireyw

ta saliggaria mou'fygan mes' ap thn katsarola
trexw kai gw ksopisw tous na mhn to skasoun ola

to onoma mou ksakousto ws to Vladivostoc
thelw spaggeti Parma, cooked by the "Stoc"(co)

panw sto table aplwsa sarantadyό mezedes
sto akousma mou tremoun ki oi pio sklhres fritezes

Xristianiko.....

Boh8a Panagia mou, kai dwdeka apostόloi
efaga rima islamikh, sto derma vitrioli

varia ta eipes J sot, sto stoma sou piperi
tha dwsw apanthsh loipon, me to stayro sto xeri

Empneysh exw 8eikh, "eξapsalmo" sou sernw
tous Touareg tous vromerous, den tous gamw -tous dernw-

Rimes kaytes sou erxontai, eξ ouranou me floga
mexri ton Neilo ftanoune, sou kaine thn Piroga

me eksorgisan oi rimes sou, o St Peter ta'xei parei
ma, allhlouha 8a peis, o Ace twra 8a raparei

o Jesus Christ me sympathei, ton lew "homeboy"
to paixnidi pleon sovarepse, den einai Gameboy

katse loipon kai akou me, kai kane ton stayro sou
gonatise kai pray to god, sto lew gia kalo sou

esy me ta kourelia sou, kai gw me Armani raso
kai thn Grenade pou petas, me dontia tha thn piasw

H gewtrhsh sou sterepse, den vgazei pia petrelaio
h "manika" den leitourgei, xreiazetai eyxailaio

oi stayroforoi erxontai, se pianoune sta prassa
kai pare apo twra an to thes, ta metra gia thn kasa

gemizw thn mpaniera mou, me water pou'nai Holy
lew kai deka osanά, n'akoune eksw oloi

me glwssa egw aravikh den epikoinwnw
exw ekpomph sto radio -"Edw Vatikano"-

thn vroma sou akolou8w, afhnei pisw trail
sfhnaki einai oi rimes sou, emena "holy grail"

ISLAMIKO...............إسلاميّة

ALI KAI TRIS-ALI RECRU, THA “PAIKSW” TOUBERLEKI, “ANATOLHS” OI RIMES MOU, ISLAMIKO “BOUREKI”!

GIA “KRANOS” BAZEI O J SOT, “ASPROMAYRH MANTήLA”, XWRIS NERO THA SOU THN PW, ANTEXW SAN “KAMHLA”!

PRόSBALES PALI TO ISLAM, PALI ME TROPO ADIKO, G’IAYTO KAI THA “MASήSEIS”, TO FISTIKAKI “ARάPIKO”!

“ORDέS” FEYGOUN OI RIMES MOU, THS “SίVAS” KARABANI, KI’OTAN RAPARW EINAI GIORTH, MOU KANOUN “RAMAZάNI”!

SE “PIANW” STHN “APόXH” MOU, TOU ISRAHL “AKRIDA”, ‘OPWS KYKLώNEI H ARAPIά, THS GάZAS THN “LWRίDA”!

AMA GOUSTAREIS “MPAKLABά”, KATSE NA’ANOIKSEIS “FYLLO”, EGW THA EIMAI “SHάRM EL SέICH”, NA KANW SKI STO NEίLO!

YPODOULώNW EYKOLA, TON AMOIRO ADMIN, TON EXW “GIOUSOUFάKI” MOU, KI’O SOT “SALAHADίN”!

SAN BEDOUίNOS TOUAREG, ERήMOUS DIASXIZW, KAI AMA KSEMEINW APO “LEFTA”, RABDO XRYSO “XARIZW”!

AN PAS STH “XA’I’FA” RE RECRU, NA PAREIS KAFEDAKI, THA STEILW STO PIATAKI SOU, “GRENADE” GIA “KOULOURAKI”!

O “SOT PASSάS” EINAI SKLHROS, ME RIMES “GIATAGANI”, STO FRAPPERS EINAI “IEROS”, TO LEEI KAI TO KORANI!

THA PAW GIA GEώTRHSH, PETRELAIA NA VGALW, KAI OPOIOS THELEI TH “MANIKA”, AS KANEI TO “SINIALO”!

(J SOT) ج] سكيرة