Tuesday, January 30, 2007

sthn mpanta oloi sas... the Recru is back!!!!!!!!!

Rapparw me HR theory me forzza ka8e mera
Recruiter lene eimai, me styl kai me aera

akousame ton j sot na apogeiwntai san "falcon"
seira mou twra na rapparw me tou HR to jargon

"screening" kanw aneta, aplh diadikasia
mazi me INO evaluation, se rixnw sta 8hria

oi rimes sou einai asxetes, amesws se "black-arw"
sta maura ta katastoixa se rixnw, kai goustarw

Oi rimes mou arrwstia, mpeite se karantina
ston dromo mou mhn stekeste, krataw karampina

Tsekarete tis rimes mou me to stoma anoixto
poiothta eimai prwth, exw prama dialexto

o moses ekane attempt mhpws kai ginei frapper
ma sthn idia ta3h emeine, oi stoixoi tou gia tapper

rimes gia nhpia egrapse, gemates me vrisidi
ma oi dikes mou eksypnes, senario gia "sanidi"

h mary j farmakerh, epestrepse kai pali
me gucci kai me gavala, mas phre to kefali

maraki emas den mas poulas, ta flow me ekptwseis
sfiggesai poly gia rap,
kai amolas stinky tis "xhmikes enwseis"

moses na to ksereis pws exw ena parapono
rimes me mpinelikia, grafei kai 12xrono

Monday, January 29, 2007

PISW KAI SAS EFAGA........MILAEI O RESPECTED J SOT!!!!


PIASTE OLOI TWRA MIA GWNIά, O J SOT OPLIZEI, ME RIMES THN THALAMH TOY, SAN KILLER THN GEMIZEI!

PRIONIA EINAI OI ATAKES MOU, SAN DONTIA KARXARIA, OLOI MOU THELETE PRWTIA, MA PAIRNETE TA TRIA!

EISASTE OLOI AXRHSTOI, POLY FTWXOI SE RIMES, TO PAIZETE EXPERIENCED, MA EINAI OLA FHMES!

STHS MARY J’s THN PROKLHSH, THA DWSW ANSWER AMESH, SE PROSVOLES O J SOT, DEN DINEI ETSI AFESH!

MARAKI EXEIS ELEIPSH, SE RIMES KAI SE FONTA, KAI KATSE ST’AYGOULAKIA SOU, SE KADRO SAN TZOKONTA!

SAS MANTRWSAN OI RIMES MOU, KELIA TOU ALKATRAZ, TA OPLA PARADWSTE MOU, MIAS KI’EXW AVANTAGE!

O MOSES MALLON TA’XASE, RAPAREI ME VRISIES, KAI FAINETAI DEN ANTEKSE, AP’ THN ARXH TO STRESS!

H MARY J STO NTYSIMO, MAS VRISKEI OLO ATELEIES, MA PREPEI NA KOUREPSEI, PIO PANW TIS AFELEIES!

TON J SOT NA VLAPSETE, MOU KANEI SCIENCE FICTION, TO YFOS KAI OI RIMES MOU, PROVAROUN TO DISTINCTION!

RECRU EKEI STON PEIRAIA, S’EXOUN GIA PRWTO FLWRO, KAI TON ADMIN TON EVALES, THS “SOUFRAS” TSILIADORO!

ADMIN, O J SOT SE SPEED, SOU RIXNEI K’ EINAI FASTER, KAI PHGAINE GIA EPISKEYH, TO AXRHSTO SOU CLUSTER!

AXTI, TOUS ROMBOUS EXETE, KAI TOUS LITHOVOLEITE, MA KATA BATHOS THELETE, ME PRINGLE NA NTYTHEITE!

MARAKI, APO SXEDIASTES, SOU RECOMMEND THN “KYROU”, EDW YPARXEI POLEMOS, DEN EINAI H KALOGHROU!

SE RIMES KAI SE FLOWS, O J SOT PIO TALL, KI’ AP’ TO POLY MARKARISMA, THA KANETE AIR-BALL!

Friday, January 26, 2007

Epeidi Varethika na grafo rimes

FATE GIA ARXH ENA........BROKERISTIKO!



JUNK BONDS EINAI OI RIMES, H MOODY’s SAS XLEVAZEI, KAI TRIPLE C TO ANWTERO, H STANDARD POORS SAS BAZEI!

SE LIMIT UP TA FLOWS MOU, KAI ‘SEIS GIA EPITHRHSH, MOIRAZW KI’ENA DIVIDEND, SAS EXW SE SYNTHRHSH!

TA “FEES” TOU SOT EINAI POLLA, SE CUSTODY KAI BROKERAGE, SAN OPTIONS TA STIXAKIA MOU, ME EXTRA DOSH LEVERAGE!

SE MARKET CAP KAI ARITHMOYS, KATEXW THESH EGKRITH, KI’ FHMH MOU STO BLOOMBERG, STA MOSTLY WANTED EQUITY!

SAN HEDGE FUNDS EINAI OI RIMES MOU, POY KANOYNE TO DIFFERENCE, KI’ESEIS GIA NA RAPARETE, XREIAZESTE DUE DILIGENCE!

TO CURRENCY MOU AKRIBO, KAI KANTE OIKONOMIA, GIATI SAS EXW OLOUS SAS, ME CHEAP ISOTIMIA!

STHN GLWSSA MOU ADYNATO NA KANETE DEBATE, SE MORTAGES KAI DANEIA SAS BAZW EXTRA RATE!

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

SA NA MIN YPARXEI AYRIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Strwste ta kokkina xalia k trekste na kryfteite
Epestrepse h Stylish Queen, sklira tha gamitheite

Kairo k an eleipsa poly, to flow mou den xanw
Oi rimes sas sapisane, xreiazeste Foustano

Tis rimes sas provarete, prin kanete sign in
Ma k an ferate enisxyseis, kalyteros o Admin

Tou Gavala ta showroom ta vlepete me kialia
Sas exw pei xilies fores to styl sas einai xalia

Gia ena ftino ekptwtiko tou Attica Pringlaki
O J Swt tha epairne pipa k ston Laki
Ma twra pou to skeftomai tha edine kwlaraki!!!

Recrew oi atakes sou akyres, mou miazeis me thn Ntalia
Tis Gucci botes glypse mou k min afiseis salia!!!

Sas enoxlei h anesh pou exw k o aeras
Raparete san opera me ton Hose Carreras

Ta kwlarakia steiste mou gia na sas kanw spank
Ta trypia ta vrakakia sas htane Paul Frank

H Mary J ta exwse san na min yparxei aurio
To telos twn poor frappers provlepetai makaurio!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S
SHAKE YOUR TOOSHIES
YOU LITTLE PUSSIES

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

J SOT WINS.....FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!asxetakia

OI RIMES SAS, PANALAFRES, MPALONIA FILLED ME HLIO, ME PROKA SAS TIS SKAW, ME TREMETE SAN DHMIO!

RECRU OLES OI RIMES SOU, NERA TOU VOTHROU STASIMA, O J SOT TA SARWSE KAI PALI TA PARASIMA!

EKATSES KAI AGXWTHIKES, FLOURI NA VREIS STHN PITTA, “BANANA” OMWS SOU ‘TYXE, ME YPOGRAFH CHIKITA!

TON J SOT DEN MPORESE KANEIS NA TON FIMWSEI, TSIGANARIO OI RIMES SAS, ME EDRA OPOU NYXTWSEI!

FYLAKSOU TWRA MARY J, TREKSE PRIN KANW NTOU, KAI DIALEKSE ATHLITIKA, ANTI GIA JIMMY TSOU!

TA GOMENAKIA PROTIMAS, NA EINAI MONO FETES, MA O J SOT DEN PAIZEI, GIA PARTH SOU KLAKETES!

PIO MAGGAS EINAI O J SOT KAI RIXNEI S’OLOUS XI, KI’ FRAPPERS TWN THAYMAZOUNE, SAN PIO KALO MC!

MOSES, MALLON TO KSEXASES PWS AKOUGES NSYNC, MA TWRA OMWS MATHAME PWS TRAGOUDAS KAI PINK!

APLOS FANTAROS HSOUNA, XWMENOS SE KOUZINA, VARETHIKES TON EMINEM KI’AKOUS KAI PEGGH ZHNA!

KALA KALA DEN HXERES PWS STRWNOUN TA SENTONIA, KI’ APOLYSH METRAW, PANW APO TRIA XRONIA!

ME WAR THA SYNEXISW, STO IDIO TO TROPARIO, SE TRAPEZA TH’ ANOIKSW, ME RIMES VIVLIARIO!